Who Put the Bomp

Who Put the Plan in the Planetary Ping Pong? Voice and karaoke mix: Neal Fox Lyrics: Dean Blehert, with apologies to The Overtones Who put the dem in pandemonium? Who put the plan in the planetary ping pong? Who put the ic in the icky PANdemic? Who put the jab

Who Put the Bomp2023-12-11T11:26:16+00:00

Rendezvous

Rendezvous by Dean Blehert We rendezvous as usual in bed, me in my body, she in hers, so that no one will suspect our spiritual connection. "We can't go on meeting this way!"

Rendezvous2022-02-26T21:04:49+00:00

Old Dreams of Waking

Old Dreams of Waking by Dean Blehert As I awaken from old dreams of waking, I know this is no dream, for once before, when I was awake and knew it, I left myself a message to remind me (if I ever returned) where I am, left it right there

Old Dreams of Waking2022-02-26T21:03:45+00:00

Not Myself

Not Myself by Dean Blehert Whoever I am on those days When I'm not myself, has his own Obnoxious society. He awakens his Cohorts, and all that day he clashes With others who are not themselves.

Not Myself2022-02-26T21:02:12+00:00

I’m Listening

I'm Listening by Dean Blehert "I'm listening" says the radio shrink, meaning "Hold still -- I'm preparing to pounce." "I'm listening" says the angry boss, parent, he-or-she- to-whom-one-must-explain, meaning, "Spill it!" -- meaning "I haven't heard anything really stupid yet today...". "I'm listening," says one's spouse, frowning, meaning, "Talk fast,

I’m Listening2022-02-26T20:57:45+00:00

Senior Citizen Discount

Senior Citizen Discount by Dean Blehert What do they charge us for a movie when we're dead? I'll bet there are a lot of good deals for Morbid (or Graduated) Citizens. Probably the dead hang around, delaying getting new bodies to live in just so they can sneak into movies

Senior Citizen Discount2022-02-26T20:53:38+00:00

Don’t Agree

Don't Agree by Dean Blehert Don't agree with what doesn't agree with your dream. Don't even wonder if maybe they don't have a point there. Don't even bother to disagree. Just put your dream there, not a disagreement with a disagreement with your dream, just the dream, put it there

Don’t Agree2022-02-26T20:51:46+00:00

Walking Beside You

Walking Beside You by Dean Blehert Walking ahead of you (it is hard for me to walk at your pace), I worry: What if an alien craft were to beam you up, just you. I'd be walking along, turn back-- you'd be gone forever. So I slow down to walk

Walking Beside You2022-02-26T20:50:27+00:00

Rendezvous

Rendezvous by Dean Blehert We rendezvous as usual in bed, me in my body, she in hers, so that no one will suspect our spiritual connection. "We can't go on meeting this way!"

Rendezvous2022-02-16T11:44:47+00:00

Dream Police

Dream Police by Dean Blehert I empty my pockets onto the dresser. Naked, I go to bed. If stopped by the Dream Police, how will I prove it's me?

Dream Police2022-02-16T11:42:56+00:00
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