Don’t Diss the Miss
In the Miss America pageant,
Our capital is in the equation.
For the next contest, Miss District of Columbia
Will be renamed Miss Information.
Don’t diss the miss, I’m warning you.
A whole new contest is brewing.
We’ll call it Diss America
And if you’ve all been stewing
About who to hang for all our woes,
Mal America’s your gal:
In the crosshairs of Homeland Security
Are none other than Miss, Diss, and Mal.
Feb. 12, 2022
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